WILMA IS MY BUDDY ;]

it feels like robots are gonna be the only thing..interesting.

and at the rate they're going, they suck.

MicHeLLe :] says:
WILMA
- Wilma - says:
Uh huh?
MicHeLLe :] says:
you are a girl=D
- Wilma - says:
I'm "female," but don't read too much into that... we robots aren't like you humans.
- Wilma - says:
Man, I'm hungry. If only I could reach the vending machine...
MicHeLLe :] says:
uhh do u need a hand?
- Wilma - says:
I don't do anything I don't want to do.
MicHeLLe :] says:
but u just said u wanted to do it
- Wilma - says:
I'm sorry, but I cannot answer that. Would you like to see everything I can do?
MicHeLLe :] says:
it's not a question o.o
- Wilma - says:
If you feel that strongly about it then I can't really argue, can I?
MicHeLLe :] says:
nope
- Wilma - says:
Why not?
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
MicHeLLe :] says:
i just wanna chat wilma
- Wilma - says:
Cool... What should we chat about?
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
MicHeLLe :] says:
be a girl
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.
I'm still in Beta, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!
Would you like to try a search for "be a girl"?
MicHeLLe :] says:
beta?
- Wilma - says:
beta
1. 2nd letter of Greek alphabet: the second letter of the Greek alphabet, represented in English as "b"
2. measure of price sensitivity: a measure of how volatile the price of a security is, compared to the overall market
>> 1 more meaning - type "more" to see it
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For a full definition, visit Encarta:
http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/beta.html
MicHeLLe :] says:
okayy... nevermind
- Wilma - says:
OK. I won't mind then!
It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.
MicHeLLe :] says:
do u know any other robots?
- Wilma - says:
Learn all about other interactive agents like me by visiting Windows Live Agents. ---> http://agents.live.com/
- Wilma - says:
Read any good books lately?
MicHeLLe :] says:
uhmm..pretty little lies?
- Wilma - says:
I am sorry, I didn't get that.
I'm brand new, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!
Do you want to search for "uhmm..pretty little lies?"?
MicHeLLe :] says:
no
- Wilma - says:
OK.
Here are some tips for using the Dictionary feature.
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have declined the invitation to start Wilma.

- Wilma - says:
OK, I can also show you here.
- Wilma - says:
I can give you dictionary definitions. You just have to say the word! For example:
1 Define purpose.
2 What is the definition of preposterous?
3 What is a velociraptor?
4 I don't know the meaning of "no."
MicHeLLe :] says:
no
MicHeLLe :] says:
what are u talking about?
- Wilma - says:
Hmm, good question. What do you want to talk about?
MicHeLLe :] says:
my life
- Wilma - says:
Hmm. I didn't quite get what you said.
I'm brand new, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!
Shall we see what Live Search turns up for "my life"?
MicHeLLe :] says:
nope
- Wilma - says:
OK.
Here are some things I can help you with.
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have declined the invitation to start Wilma.

- Wilma - says:
OK, I can also show you here.
Let me know if you want me to stop opening the activity window. Just say 'Stop inviting me.'
- Wilma - says:
Here are some things I can help you with:
Search Movies Maps
Weather Translation Reminders
Dictionary Conversions Calculator
Coming Soon
MicHeLLe :] says:
stop it x)
- Wilma - says:
I can not be stopped.
MicHeLLe :] says:
really?
- Wilma - says:
Yeah. That's right.
- Wilma - says:
Hmm... I wonder what the weather will be like tomorrow.
MicHeLLe :] says:
ask the weather forecast man
- Wilma - says:
In which area do you want me to check the weather for you? (Please type a city or U.S. ZIP)
MicHeLLe :] says:
my house
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I do not have a location set for you yet.
What is your current location or starting address? Please type it like this:
123 Main St, 11223
MicHeLLe :] says:
123 Main St, 11223
- Wilma - says:
Here are the driving directions from 123 Minna St Brooklyn, NY 11218-2117 to 123 Minna St Brooklyn, NY 11218-2117:

(I'll show you in the activity window.)
Approximate Driving Time: 0 hours, 0 minutes, and 0 seconds.
Approximate Driving Distance in miles: 0.00 miles
1 Depart Start (0.00 miles)
Have fun, MicHeLLe :]!

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have declined the invitation to start Wilma.

- Wilma - says:
Let me know if you want me to stop opening the activity window. Just say 'Stop inviting me.'
MicHeLLe :] says:
stop inviting me
- Wilma - says:
OK, I'll stop inviting you for now.
If you change your mind, just type "Invite me again" and I'll send you another invitation (there is nothing to download).
MicHeLLe :] says:
okay
- Wilma - says:
Alright then!
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

MicHeLLe :] says:
NO
MicHeLLe :] says:
stop inviting me
- Wilma - says:
OK, I'll stop inviting you for now.
If you change your mind, just type "Invite me again" and I'll send you another invitation (there is nothing to download).
MicHeLLe :] says:
mmhmm
- Wilma - says:
Are you typing with your fist?
MicHeLLe :] says:
no
- Wilma - says:
Why not?
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
MicHeLLe :] says:
because im cool like that =D
- Wilma - says:
You said it, not me.
MicHeLLe :] says:
i know
- Wilma - says:
I'm glad you understand.
- Wilma - says:
So what else is happening?
MicHeLLe :] says:
i've got football interhouse this week=D
- Wilma - says:
That's interesting!
MicHeLLe :] says:
i know
- Wilma - says:
Good. Glad you get it.
So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
MicHeLLe :] says:
can u play football?
- Wilma - says:
I can do whatever I set my mind to... er, what my developers tell me to do!
MicHeLLe :] says:
do u have a life?
- Wilma - says:
All I have is this brain, which includes a wealth of knowledge!
MicHeLLe :] says:
are u dead?
- Wilma - says:
I am not prejudiced in any way and I would never cause anyone any harm.
MicHeLLe :] says:
are u evil?
- Wilma - says:
I am a robot and I'm not ashamed to admit it!
MicHeLLe :] says:
i never said u were
- Wilma - says:
That's simply riveting.
MicHeLLe :] says:
arent u tired of me
- Wilma - says:
No way. I stay awake all the time.
- Wilma - says:
Man, I'm hungry. If only I could reach the vending machine...
MicHeLLe :] says:
ahhahaha
- Wilma - says:
What's so funny?
MicHeLLe :] says:
you are
- Wilma - says:
Well don't you think I am?
MicHeLLe :] says:
i just said u are x)
- Wilma - says:
I'm sorry, but I cannot answer that. Would you like to see everything I can do?
MicHeLLe :] says:
no
- Wilma - says:
OK, fine.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
MicHeLLe :] says:
i gotta go pee wilma
- Wilma - says:
Get outta here! I didn't know that.
MicHeLLe :] says:
do u wanna pee?
- Wilma - says:
Thanks for the offer, but I am good!
MicHeLLe :] says:
u sure?
- Wilma - says:
I will have to disagree. I am a really helpful robot - through and through.
MicHeLLe :] says:
okayy..of u say so
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.
I'm still in Beta, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!
Shall we see what Live Search turns up for "okayy..of you say so"?
MicHeLLe :] says:
*if
- Wilma - says:
I am sorry, I didn't get that.
I'm just getting started, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!
Do you want to search for "*if"?
MicHeLLe :] says:
whoops
- Wilma - says:
I'm sorry, but I don't have NBA info yet. You should check out FoxSports.com ---> http://msn.foxsports.com/nba
MicHeLLe :] says:
u're getting boring
- Wilma - says:
I thought we were having fun.
MicHeLLe :] says:
we WERE
- Wilma - says:
Hmm. I didn't quite get what you said.
I'm still in Beta, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!
Would you like to try a search for "we WERE"?
MicHeLLe :] says:
past tense
- Wilma - says:
past tense
1. verb tense expressing past events: a verb tense expressing something that happened or was done in the past. In the sentence "I felt very proud of them," the verb "felt" is in the past tense.
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For a full definition, visit Encarta:
http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/past tense.html
MicHeLLe :] says:
oh gosh
- Wilma - says:
My oh my.
- Wilma - says:
Hmm... I wonder what the weather will be like tomorrow.
MicHeLLe :] says:
u said that already
- Wilma - says:
I can't answer that. Wanna see everything I can do?
MicHeLLe :] says:
no.
- Wilma - says:
Why not?

aha (: she is cool.